souvlakigf:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

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the-goblin-cat:

christee-angel:

brassyasssassafrasaphone:

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this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin

“Cowboys were an itinerant warrior class from meiji era texas”

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kleefkruid:

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it’s called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

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memendoemori:

melonsap:

only-tiktoks:

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For those worried about the crew having to do a whole job just for one person, flight staff only get paid for time they’re in the air; if he’d cancelled, they wouldn’t have gotten paid for zip.

So in other words, he gave them an easy day where they can spend most of it on break, and also airplane staff should unionize.

Also the plane likely has to get to NC somehow so you might as well have fun with it

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anonymousalchemist:

ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.

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aziraphales-flaming-cock:

rederiswrites:

rederiswrites:

Don’t know how many times I’ve showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone’s user name.

“Why does it say–” *squints at the screen* “….aziraphale’s flaming cock??”

“Oh no uh, ignore that.”

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xxxcastielx:

slow-burn-sally:

Someone in an autism facebook group I’m in just asked “How am I supposed to earn enough to make a living without burning out?”

Someone replied: “You’re not. Even neurotypicals can’t right now in the system designed for them. We’re the canaries in the coalmine. When we start failing, they know something is wrong.”

People keep saying, “Oh, everyone thinks they’re neurodivergent now!” or they’ll say it’s the foods or chemicals or whatever other nonsense they’ve fallen for, but to me the answer is so obvious?

We’ve gotten to a point that more and more people are being left behind by the system, making it so that neurodivergent parents who could get by fine *enough* in decades/centuries past are bringing children into a world that cannot and will not attempt to accommodate them. There’s nothing in the water and people aren’t faking, it’s just that this is no longer sustainable or livable and of course people with disabilities will be hit first and hit the hardest. There aren’t more people with it, it’s just harder to go through life without being aware that you’re not functioning the way your peers seem to be able to.

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gardenfan99:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

this tiktok fills me with an indescribable emotion. the doll collection. the porcelain pig. the completely beige decor. the completely beige person. the fact that they absolutely cannot twerk. the fact that none of these songs are remotely twerkable. the concept of even twerking to dominique. i cant do this i must point out once more that this person absolutely cannot fucking twerk this shit is all back no ass in their fucking beige ass khakis they have like negative twerking abilities. this is driving me insane i am running up the walls over this

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unbotheredmuse:

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huffylemon:

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